The fabrication of Valentines Day
In 496 AD, Pope Gelasius started Valentines Day to honor a couple of Christian martyrs. Feb. 14 happened to fall during a pagan fertility festival. In the present, you have Pajamagram telling us the Hoodie Footie is the perfect gift for Valentine’s Day - meaning there are a lot of bad ideas out there.
How we got here is a long story, but lets just say that no one ever bought diamonds as Valentines Day gifts until the 1980s when a large diamond retailer launched a marketing campaign saying they should. Thanks to Hallmark, jewelry companies, chocolate makers and florists, Valentines Day is a long-standing American obligation. If people need an excuse to do something romantic or show affection for people, there isn’t anything wrong with it.
However, in the case of the hoodie-footie
Before you go out and get a short term personal loan for a hoodie-footie, you should know that the full name of this product is the Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit. If you aren’t vomiting already, here’s an appeal to logic. Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suits cover the entire body, sans the face. The hoodie-footie send your loved one the message that when you snuggle youd prefer it if there was absolutely no skin touching at all, good luck.
Pajamagram also says the hoodie footie will have you stay warm from head to toe.” That said, you’ll still get chills from using the restroom, because you have to take it all off to do so. Ill stick with my separates, thanks.
More bad Valentines Day ideas
Dont get your significant other a Snuggie. They aren’t well built and leave fuzz everywhere. Men should be warned that buying kitchen appliances and other utilitarian household items is usually not well-received. Unless you know your partner incredibly well, do something more romantic.
Dinner with no reservations is a Valentine’s Day no-no. If you don’t have a reservation yet, you’d better get some ideas together for cooking. Anywhere you can walk into on Valentine’s Day without a reservation is likely somewhere you shouldn’t go on Valentine’s Day.
As far as good Valentines Day ideas go, I look at Valentines Day as a good excuse to eat steak. Valentines Day, for me, is just about spending time together and doing something special, and eating steak at home is special enough for me.